Life to death.

Water fights

2004-08-07T09:34:00.000-07:00

Had a massive water fight today,got water in mi lug hole and now i cannot hear anything!Went to Argos and bought a supersoaker for£20 its a mother of a water gun,nearly took one of my mate heads off with it!

What?

2004-08-05T07:49:00.000-07:00

Whats going on?

I fell down the stairs.

2004-08-05T07:39:00.000-07:00

I fell down the stairs last night and banged my head.It hurts tremendously.I think i have delayed concusion.Anyway i aint posted for ages,not much has happened really.The beta band split up which is gutting.I need to get out more!
I have just had a Heinz all day breakfast out of a can!Whatever next?i ask myself!

I cannot be arsed tonight!

2004-07-23T12:57:00.000-07:00

Rain

2004-07-22T13:12:00.000-07:00

Golf is the sport i play after retiering from football with a badly broken leg.This evening i went to play golf with my mate,we teed off on the first it was a bit black over yonder.We carried on playing.Got to the fidth hole and it bucketed down,the fidth hole is at least a mile away from were we had parked are car.I have never seen rain like this before it hert when it hit me(i'm not a girl by the way).Jesus we were stuck under the same tree for about half an hour.Then we made a run for it.We got piss wet through.I fooking hate rain!

Cusions

2004-07-21T13:18:00.000-07:00

Whats the point in them?Is it a girl thing?We need cusions to match the sofa!Do we buggery!
Whenever somebody sits down whats the first thing they do?Answer-Move the freakin cusions.They dont actually serve any purpose,other than to hide that sneaky bone on we lads used to get when we were eleven whilst watching emmanuelle with are dads.I will not spend £40 on thing that are gloryfied bone on hiders.They just do my head in!!!

Shopping

2004-07-20T12:51:00.000-07:00

Food shopping,the brunt of most peoples life.Asda is it the new Comet,jesus everything under one roof,ya not wrong there Wahl Mart.Which beans do you buy value beans or Heinz.Value beans only 9p,open them and the beans are all hard and powdery.Heinz beans 24p but the beans are cock on.Up and down the isles,when can i go home and have a bath.Spend £80 on stuff that stays in ya freezer and never gets eaten,ye thats smart.I HATE FOOD SHOPPING!

work

2004-07-19T12:57:00.000-07:00

Work,other than the money why do we bother.People walking around thinking is my job going to be safe after September ,will i be able to support my family?.The thing is nobody knows.Hirarcy just don't give a toss what people feel.I don't think they have any mortal bone in there little tiny body.The best way to make any work force work is to look after it!!!

Skeggness

2004-07-18T11:47:00.000-07:00

The first Blog,indeed the first Blog.Today i arrived in Skeggness around twelve o clock,i looked around at the tat and how cheesey are local seaside resorts are.Many oversized people in wheelchairs with cans of coke and burgers in hand.